Lucy, You've Got Some Splaining To Do

Lucy, Lucy, Lucy...didn't your mom notice the hole you dug? Lady and I sure did. You dug a hole right there next to your front door. And by the way would you please not knock us over when you race by! I'm tough but Lady is old and not happy when you do that. I heard your mom is not happy cause you have chewed through three leashes. Really? Why? Are those kids driving you nuts? We can certainly understand cause those kids drive Mom nuts when they are making all that noise on the patio. Come to think of it, so do you!

Tell your mom to get you more exercise. Mom says your mom needs to watch the "Dog Whisperer". She says she learned a lot from him. Maybe it would help you too. Hey quit your yelping! We're just trying to help!