I'm So Sneaky I almost Scare Myself

I'd rolling on the floor here cause I pulled a fast on Mom again. She was washing the poop (Mine?) off her shoe. I snuch into the bathroom and grabbed the toilet paper. Through the kitchen and into the livingroom I went. I almost got the whole floor. Then Mom discovered it. She spent a lot of time glaring at me while she tried (in vain) to re-roll the paper. LOL! I don't know why she doesn't think it is so funny. I did. Of course Lady just rolled her eyes at me.