You Want Me To Do What?

Ok, Mom, I'm dancing here. Let's go out. Yikes! No wonder Lady is hiding under her blanket. Hey, Lady why didn't you tell me! Maybe I'd better rethink this going out every three or four hours and do like lady, hide! I know it was raining this morning when we first went out. Man, now it is really c-c-cold and nasty out there. What was I thinking? No wonder Mom is trying to get me to hurry. Man that rain is cold. Maybe I'll just stay upstairs and forget about my afternoon walks. What's sleet? Freezing rain? You mean I have to go out in it? What was I thinking? Not freezing yet? Are you kidding? Take me back inside. Mom, Now! I'll poop later!