It's a Good Thing I'm on a Leash!

Some people have no class! Mom and I were walking down the street and a guy who lives near the end of the street drove by us. If I thought I could, I would tear off his tire! I'm mad! What gives this guy the right to come flying down the street like that? Big deal that you have a big red truck with loud mufflers! There is no reason for you to try to scare us on purpose! That is just wrong. Makes me want to poop in your yard. But Mom won't let me. Some people have a lot of nerve! We have just as much right to walk this street as you do to drive on it! You are not very nice. Most of the people on this street are nice. They stop and say hello. Some even pet me. When they are in their cars they wave as they go by. But not you! Think you are some kind of big shot, huh. I know Mom won't let me go on your yard, but maybe I can sneak a drop of poop at the end of the drive way so you will have to roll over it. You and your shiny red truck. I/m watching for you!