An Aspirin a Day

Hey Lady, Mom saw your trick. Mom gives you a baby aspirin everyday to help your old bones. Don't spit it out. Even I saw what you did. Dad usually puts in a piece of his breakfast sandwich and you don't even know it is there. But since he has been skipping breakfast he hasn't done it. So Mom has had to make you take it. I watched her put the aspirin in the back of your mouth. You chewed. Of course you didn't chew the pill. Then I saw you drop the pill by the side of Mom's chair. Did you really think she would not notice? Aha, she did see. Well guess what Lady, here comes Mom!Take your medicine, it will make you feel better. No, don't try to hide it again, especially the same place you just did. You are smarter than that! Open up and take your medicine like a good dog. Now that wasn't so bad was it?