Hey, want'a play?

It's 3:00 in the morning. Why won't anyone play with me? The dog next door is on her patio barking and I'm wide awake. I've jumped off the bed, back on the bed and down again. Nobody wants to play. Not even Lady. Of course she never wants to play.

Hey, I finally got Mom up. She doesn't seem too happy. Just cause I was pulling my little bed all over the room. She picked it up off the floor and fussed at me. Hello, I want some attention here! What else can I do? Can't pull toilet paper off the roll cause the bathroom door is shut. Nuts.

Lady is growling at me. She's pushed up close to Daddy. Mom is telling me to get back on the bed. I don't want to. I want to play. What can I get into? I can't reach my bed now cause Mom put it up. Grrr. No squeaky toys to play with. I see it up there on the dresser. Mom gives me that when she and Dad have to go out to the grocery store. Man, if I could just get that, I could wake up everybody! Oops, Mom almost caught me. Now if I can stay just out of reach...

I don't think Mom will be getting any more sleep. Will she be in a good mood? Uh, guess I will just have to wait. Hey it's almost 5am now, can we get up now? Mom? Dad? Lady?