Where's the Bird?

Hey Lady, have you noticed how quiet it has been? No yelling parrot when MoM washes the dishes or when Mom and Dad sit down to eat?

Yeah, Daisy, they gave the parrot away. Mom got tired of listening to all that noise. And he made such a mess all the time. It was ok when we had a house with a yard and covered patio. Astro liked to stay outside on the patio in the summer. This place is too small and there is no place for Astro.

So where did he go?

One of Amanda's friends wanted a parrot so that is where he went. The joke is on Astro tho- he go his beak clipped, his toes clipped and his wings clipped. That will teach him to be so noisy!

Oh, ok, say Lady, want to bark at the neighbor's dog? She's out on the patio again.

No, go away Daisy, you are bothering me. I'm watching tv.

Well, I'm going upstairs and wait for that dog to bark. I'll tell her a few things.

Whatever!